Happy Birthday, dear US of A. May you bring us many more sluts in skimpy bikinis, especially now in the summer.
And since this is a very happy day, we should all go and bounce our titties as much as possible :) Because, remember, dogs wag their tail when they are happy, girls bounce their titties!
While we all know that Men love boobs, we often underestimate HOW much they love them. Tits can be fun but for us girls, they are also often in the way. Especially when they bounce needlessly and if not outright hurt, at least get in the way.
But Men have a very different view.
They just love boobs. Be they round, big, small, perky, whatever. Men adore tits. Any shape and form.
Boobs have a certain magic when it comes to Men. No matter how down a Man feels, how many hardships he has endured - the sight of some bouncing boobs and maybe even the grabbing and playing with them will cheer him up. Guaranteed.
So i want to raise awareness for tits. They matter. They are awesome. And most of all: they should be community good. Men should enjoy tits. Men should get to see nice cleavages, sideboobs and underboobs, perky nipples and of course, especially today on Titty Bounce Day: some bouncy greatness.
Dear girls, don't be ashamed. Don't stand for slut-shaming and other rude stuff. Be proud of your titties. Show them. Let the Men around you enjoy them. Because if there is one force in the world that can unite all people and bring us eternal world peace: it is bouncing titties. They just look adorable and everyone wants to play with them. So don't hold back. It is summer, so bras are a nuisance at best. Get rid of bras and let the girls swing free.
And then we can all breast boobily to the stairs and tit downwards :) Happiness is just a bounce away!
This is something very dear to my heart. Something that can make this world so much a better place, that we all ought to feel ashamed of not doing it more often. i am of course talking about Titty Bouncing.
The act of titty bouncing is pretty simple, every girl knows how to do it. And yes, you can even bounce pretty small titties. It is not always about pure size, even though bigger tits obviously bounce better. But it is not about size or bounciness, it isn't even about tits: it is about portraying happiness.
We all know how cute dogs look when they come running towards you, waging their tail to their fullest and just radiating happiness because of it. This is what we need between humans as well. We just don't have any tails to wag, but luckily we girls have titties to bounce. And coincidentally, bouncing titties make Men very happy. So why not project happiness that way?
Which brings us back to today: Friday. We all know TGIF (Thank God It's Friday), a shout to celebrate the end of the work week. So why not use this happy day to celebrate in a new way: by bouncing titties. You don't have to undress or do anything special, but on Fridays when work is over, i want each and every one of you to bounce some titties. Doesn't have to be much, doesn't have to be in public, but BE HAPPY. Radiate fun and cheerfulness. Bounce some titties.
If we start doing it today and keep doing it on Fridays, we can bring so much joy into this world. Kinda like cute puppies with wagging tails coming to give you cuddles. Let's see happy girls with a certain bounce or spring in their step, jiggling a little and making Men all around the world smile.
Because today is Friday. A day we ought to celebrate. So from now on don't say TGIF, instead say TGITBD. Thank God It's Titty Bounce Day. Because you earned it. You survived another work week and now you can be free (at least for a weekend). You can have fun, you can go crazy and you can share your happiness with the whole wide world.